caffeinatedelf

Some of these are going to be different to the answers in jer_'s journal, some not. Deal. =)

1. Ever punch someone in the face?

Yes. The funny part about that fight was that that was the only punch that I landed, but I still came out less injured -- I ducked one of his subsequent blows, resulting in him punching a concrete wall and screwing up his wrist.

2. How old are you?

30.

3. Are you single or taken?

Married; in a relationship not of the poly variety.

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?

Both, depending on the situation. Usually I prefer utensils so I don't get my hands messy, but there's times when it's just immensely satisfying to dig into good food with your fingers? (Think: a really stupendous burger and fries.)

5. Do you dream at night?

Yes, but I rarely remember my dreams. The the ones I do remember are often a bit disconcerting, but not always in a frightening way.

6. Ever seen a corpse?

Of the human variety? Only at funerals.

7. Have you ever wished someone dead?

Yes. Actually not so much dead as wishing that they would just vanish off the face of the earth.

8. What is something about you I should probably know but don't?

I was an exchange student when I was 16; I lived in Maebashi, Japan for a year. (Whence the 日本語).

9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?

a) You're here for a good time, not a long time. b) To quote Gandalf: "Some who live deserve death, and some who die deserve life -- can you give it to them? Then be not to eager to deal out death in judgement, for even the very wise cannot see all ends."

10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?

Sorry, I have to keep this kind of thing on the up-and-up.

11. Do you trust the police?

As a rule, no.

12. Do you like country music?

It depends. Whiny, nasal "I lost my wife, I lost my house, I lost my dog" stuff, no. But some of the more upbeat stuff is not bad.

13. What is your fondest memory of me?

Toss-up: either a) your digging into that chocolate chupaqueso (I thought you were going to eat that plate, not just lick it to death) or b) your helping me out with my t-shirt artwork (super endearing).

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?

I'd make two of me. No, it's not because I think the world needs more of me -- there's so much to experience in this life, so many different things to learn and do, and so many interesting people to meet, that one of me just isn't enough to do everything I'd like to do.

15. Would you date me?

I keep bringing the idea up, but my wife is steadfast in her disapproval. =) In all seriousness, I'd say "If I weren't married", but that always seemed to have the implication that I'd opt to take a pass on my wife and daughter, which is so totally not true.

16. when did we meet?

Friday night in the Penguicon consuite, listening to jer_ talk shit all night.

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?

What kid hasn't?

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?

Depends on the merits of the case. If you offed someone who desperately deserved it, I'd probably help you out. If mugging little old ladies, is your idea of fun, I'm not apt to be so helpful.

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?

Pick something that makes you positively giddy, and I'm there.

20. What is your favorite thing about me?

You're bouncy, goofy, and earnest, all at the same time.

21. Do you think I'm attractive?

You're uber-cute!

22. What's your favorite color?

Blues and greens.

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?

I'm still saying Jesus of Nazareth here. Even though I'm not a Christian per se (I'm a recovering Catholic), I still think it'd be super cool to talk to the guy.

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?

I can't stand having dirty hands when I'm supposed to be doing something that doesn't involve them being dirty. Hands full of goop while kneading bread? Cool. Full of goop while typing on a keyboard? Not cool.

25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

I don't usually post these meme thingies, but I'm making an exception when it comes to stuff that helps me get to know nifty Penguicon people.